Gina Lisa porn exposed

Posted on September 8, 2010 by George

Gina Lisa Lohfink was one of the models featured in the German TV show “Germany’s Next Top Model”.  She was on the show in 2008 (season 3).  She’s quite a stunning blonde.  Definitely a hot germanic beauty with long legs and a sexy accent.  I’d definitely let her act out all her crazy nympho dick milking no holes unpleased fantasies on me.  But I digress.  I’m writing this post to share the good news with you.  She has a sex tape.  Yes, this hot Next Topmodel beauty is shown fully nude and practicing her vaginal and oral skills on her boyfriend’s extremely lucky and obviously eternally grateful penis.  The gina lisa tape is definitely worth the search.

gina lisa lohfinkIf I can summarize all the hot northern Euro porno women I’ve spurted gallons of dick sauce to–Gina Lisa Lohfink would be the embodiment of all my frustrated and unrequited Teutonic salami hiding fantasies.  Everything about her oozes sex.  Love that sexy faintly crisp German accent.  She should have been German’s next topmodel.  I mean if I were one of the judges, I would have made sure she won—by any means necessary.  Of course, my efforts would have to be rewarded by acting out many of the sex acts included in that gina lisa porn video.  She’d have to start off by nibbling on the head of my cock, gently running her hungry tongue up and down the shaft as I close my eyes in pure ecstasy.  Midway, she’d firmly grab my dick and aim her sweet butt at it.  I’d slam forward like a young stallion getting the fuck away from a glue or dog food factory.  LOL  I kid.  But that imagery would definitely capture the amount of raw energy bottled up in my blue balls for Gina Lisa Lohfink.

My Gina Lisa porn fantasy would definitely conclude with a tired but satisfied smile on our faces, lots of heavy breathing, and Gina Lisa limping off to fetch me a cold bottle of beer just in time for a Red Sox game.

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An amateur striptease to remember

Posted on August 23, 2010 by George

I love strip bars.  Every Thursday night, I and some of the dudes at work punch the clock, get on the highway to the warehouse side of town and hit a block lined with strip bars.  Nothing like having some warm freshly shaved cooch in your face after four days of hell in the office.  Nothing calms a man down like having a hot 18 year old grinding her thong-clad booty up and down your lap as you clutch your beer and dream of ramrodding her tight teen bunghole with your rigid, angry manhood.  Damn, the vivid imagery just gets to me.  As you can tell, I’m a big fan of stripteases and strippers.

My girlfriend’s amateur striptease

Fast forward to my current girlfriend.  She keeps asking me what my fantasy is.  Naturally, I started daydreaming about those hot times I’ve had in strip bar VIP rooms.  I told her to do an amateur striptease for me and my friends.  Of course, she freaked out.  But as the days and months rolled on, she kinda softened to the idea.  She would still say no but she’d keep asking me about stripping, grinding on strangers’ cocks at bars, that kind of stuff.  Suffice to say, I was getting really hopeful… not to mention quiteturned on.

Naked amateurs strip night

My fantasy finally came true during my buddy Derek’s birthday party.  The guys from work brought their girlfriends to a local bar to celebrate with the birthday boy.  My girl was with me.  After several beers and a lot of teasing, one of the girls was challenged to a striptease dance off.  I couldn’t believe my eyes and ears.  My amateur striptease fantasy was about to come true!  We all headed off to Derek’s house and had the girls dancing and jiggling in his garage stripping down.  Sure they were naked amateurs and not like professional strippers but that made it more fun.  Nothing like fresh kinda awkward nude models trying to look sexy.  It’s not the skill.  It’s the energy.  My girl was getting off and I kinda liked showing her off to my friends.

What’s next?  Public amateur striptease and sex?  I can’t wait to find out.  I’ll keep you posted.  Promise.

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The Internet is a giant porn dump

Posted on August 10, 2010 by George

porn dumpThings used to be rough on the Internet.  Dial up modems were still the main way people connected to the Net. AOL was king.  Search engines worked like shit.  Life online generally sucked ass.  When it came to porn, it was extra painful.  Finding porn online was like trying to find a hardcore conservative Republican at a Phish concert.  Quite frustrating.  To add to the frustration, there were many search engine results that promised hardcore porn but only succeeded in delivering grainy small pictures of topless chicks.

A couple of years passed and search results showed a series of teasing pics that lead you to other sites when you click them.  An endless series of clicking.  Welcome to the Circle Jerk age of porn.  While there’re more and more porn sites being listed, most of them don’t really have anything.  Maybe a few pictures.  Definitely no movies.  Skip another few years and you can now see full galleries of pictures that led to actual pictures not an endless series of other sites.  Around this time arose the first sex video dump.  These sites collect small porn videos that anyone can upload.  The quality was complete shit that’s why there was a definite emphasis on the word “dump” in video dump.

A few years later, there are movie websites that feature longer movie clips.  You can select from big thumbnails, which lead to actual movies not circle jerk crap.  Photo galleries showed more and more hardcore.  Gone were the days of piss poor photo resolutions and grain videos.  All these previews and “samples” are free.  Then came the rise of the TUBES.  Inspired by the massive success of mainstream sites like Youtube where any user can upload video, X-rated tube sites took the concept of a video dump to lower levels.  While the movies became way longer, most were pirated canned garbage that’s shown in thousands of other sites.

Who knew that the success of Internet porn would be its own fatal stab in the balls?  The Internet went from a porn desert to a real porn dump.  Either too hot or too cold.  It has yet to evolve to the point where the porn content is “just right.”

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Secrets to Getting amateur handjobs

Posted on July 27, 2010 by George

dirty hand jobsI am not going to lie.  I like to jerk my meat.  I don’t know about you, but I think anything that has a dick and a pair of balls probably likes to jerk off too.  It’s natural.  And it sure as hell is fun.  Of course, sex with a partner is the best.  But when it comes to pleasuring yourself, there is only one thing that beats (pun intended) jerking off alone—getting girlfriend hand jobs.

That’s right—nothing sexier than teamwork.  Your girl jerking you.  Maybe it’s for foreplay to get you hard for a blow job or just jerking you till you cum all over her hand.  Hand jobs are a great sharing and caring activity for any couple.  At least I think so.  Anyway, girlfriend hand jobs aren’t exactly “professional” experiences.  It’s not like getting dirty handjobs from an Oriental massage parlor Korean or Filipina girl. Those chicks definitely know how to pull a man’s meat.  Handjobs from a girlfriend are strictly amateur handjobs unless you’re lucky enough to have an escort for a girlfriend.

dirty hand jobsAlthough they are sometimes rough or sometimes don’t get the rhythm right, you have to give it to girlfriend hand jobs.  They are acts of honest love and concern.  Nothing says “you’re my man” than your girl stroking you slowly and quickly raising the pace as you get hard and look straight into her eyes.  These are sweet massage hand jobs.  Talk about a great way to get your rocks off.  Of course, nothing says “I love you and appreciate you” than spewing your man yogurt all over your girl’s excited and slightly surprised face.

Chicks also dig it because they have a firm grip (literally) on your orgasm.  That added control really gets them off.  Why not get off together, right?  She feels in control of you popping your wad with her massage hand jobs.  You get your meat tugged to explosion by hands that are not your own.  Win win situation.

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Amateur model recruitment tricks

Posted on July 16, 2010 by George

post your girlCraigslist is a great place to meet all sorts of women.  There’re tons of girls looking for a quick fuck.  Others are looking for something more long term  Craigslist definitely attracts the chicks.  It’s also good for something other than dating—it’s a good place to find an amateur model for nude pictorials.  No joke.

My buddy is a photographer for several porn sites.  Well, he IS a photographer if you define “photographer” as “dude with digital camera nervously shooting naked chicks and trying not to drool.”  LOL  Anyway, my buddy was as excited as a little girl getting her first training bra when he told me of this hot amateur model from Russia he met through Craigslist.  Blonde hair.  Sweet brown eyes.  Perky all natural A cups with nipples that stand at attention.  Just hearing him describe her got one particular part of my body to stand at attention too.  Anyway, he wanted to me to come over to check her photoshoot and maybe, just maybe, all his teasing would pay off, and she would at least blow one of us.  To me, the possibility of a blow job from a hot blonde with a sexy accent is enough to justify the cab fare to the raggedy ass downtown shithole my friend calls his “studio.”  Hey, one man’s ceiling is another man’s floor, right?

I finally get in through the door and all I hear was loud yelling in Russian.  It appears my buddy “misrepresented” the amount of cash to be paid for a very visibly pissed off Slavic hottie.  She was one hot amateur model that’s not a complete amateur when it comes to the art of getting paid.  To cut a long story short, the model bolts out the door, my buddy lost his deposit and lost precious time, and I had a dick gone limp in my hands.  From hot amateur model blow job fantasy to two broke vaguely angry dudes staring at each other in a shithole apartment.  Not exactly a good way to end a Russian sex fantasy.

Thankfully, I found a few websites where you can post your girl.  Tons of amateur girlfriend pictures.  From fully clothed to hosting trains with their pussies, these sites let you post your girlfriend photos and videos.  We contacted one dude if his girl is available for photoshoots.  Slam dunk.

Looks like I may yet get blown or fucked at the set of a photoshoot just yet.  I’ll keep you posted.

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Victoria Vonn exposed

Posted on July 10, 2010 by George

If you’re a big titty fan like me then you definitely have to check out Victoria Vonn. Victoria is one busty blonde model that stands out, nipples and tits above the rest. Besides her sweet huge mounds of chest flesh, she definitely knows how to bring the heat to any hardcore boy/girl, girl/girl, gangbang, and even anal hardcore scene. This girl oozes sex.  Victoria definitely loves to fuck and loves getting fucked. I mean she likes sucking so much dick that I’m beginning to suspect that she has oral orgasms.  Sorry about the “Deep Throat” reference but this chick eats so much man pipe that I wouldn’t be surprised if she physically cums whenever a dude poker throat hard enough.  She takes it like a champ and gives it all she’s got.  That’s what I call a real hardcore porn model.

Victoria Vonn has got that Middle America, “girl next door” kinda’ look to her.  That is if the girl next door to you loves bouncing on hard cocks, stuffing huge man meat in her hungry mouth, and lustily gagging on large cocks.  That’s one hell of a nice neighbor to have!

My Victoria Vonn foot worship fantasy

Another thing I like about her is her feet. She has silky creamy skin and well formed feet.  No corns.  No callouses.  Nicely formed feet.  It would be quite a personal treat to see some Victoria vonn foot worship hardcore picture series or a movie of her stoking some lucky guy’s stiff cock with her feet, or better yet some dude rubbing her feet with his messy dick after he fucked that tight pussy of hers.

Don’t let her fool you. Victoria Vonn’s got that sweet innocent cornfed American girl look that can easily turn into the nastiest, filthiest whore look in a second. That’s what makes her so sexy. Big tits aren’t everything–she’s beyong that.  She’s definitely sex personified.

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Amateur models gone wild

Posted on July 7, 2010 by George

Spring break and summer vacation are my most awaited events in college. Obviously, both spells P-A-R-T-Y! All my buddies and I travel out of town, or go clubbing all night long – where the action is. Lots of horny college girls waiting for hard dicks to complete the night.

We all bring our cameras to shoot videos and footage of what’s happening… and you know what happens after all the girls have had too much alcohol to handle, too high energy to sleep, and everybody had just lost their inhibition – yes, they all go wild! More so in front of the camera! They pose and act like Amateur models gone wild!

Ann angel

My buddies and I always look for girls who look like amateur models. I like ann angel, who loves posing in front of the camera to show off. She’s 21 and definitely feeds my fantasies of hot college girls. I’d give her a gentle spanking on the butt-cheek, then slam my hard dick inside her ’til I cum. Then I’d let her girlfriend in the room to join us while I shoot their video.

Abigail 18

We also like to take videos of girls who look like abigail 18. She looks fresh and naïve yet oozes with sex appeal. I think she will enjoy a little romance and a lot of pampering, but in return she will suck and ride my dick like one crazy nympho. They say she’s very inexperienced, so I’d be desperate to be her sex guru for the night.

Andi pink

I also go for the likes of andi pink, who stares at you with her warm smile, innocent gray eyes, but opens wide her legs for you to know her hot petite body better… She’s so sweet and looks so yummy I’d like to pour maple syrup on her perky boobs and lick it like fresh warm pancakes.

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Jana Foxy is one sexy amateur

Posted on July 1, 2010 by George

What sucks about my job is that there’s no hotties there.  All dudes.  This has been a long day for me as work have been so demanding and stressful. So I decided to cool off, turned on my computer and log-in on the internet. I searched for one sexy amateur babe, and I found Jana Foxy. I was surprised to know that she’s already in her early 20′s, she looks like a young college girl. She is also known as “Jana Jordan”. She was born in Houston, Texas. She is a Pisces, being born on March 9, 1986. Jana started her career early, acting as a commercial and print ad model as early as 14 years old, then shifted to adult modeling at 18 years old. In 2007, she became the “Penthouse Pet of the Month” for august.  Jana now lives in Compton, California. She is also busy playing music. She particularly plays the drums with her band, the Pajamaband.

Jana Foxy video

Watching a Jana foxy video really captured my imagination. She’s as hot as the summer. She has an angelic face, teasing green eyes, tight ass, and pink pussy Man, I love that pink pussy! My dick is getting stiff already. So why don’t I start off by giving her nice wet pussy a good licking – my tongue gets stiff as well, lol – as it goes up and down her vagina, then round and round her clits, also pushing it back and forth… oooh that was good. I’m just ready to receive a good, warm cock sucking – ah yes, it’s your turn Jana baby! Later on I’m gonna make her ride my cock like she has never done in her entire life… this is some real good action… please, please… don’t wake me up! Why can’t I be one lucky bastard to be able to fuck her non-stop?

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Amateurporn is everywhere

Posted on June 30, 2010 by George

I just broke up with my girlfriend two weeks ago. I left the dormitory and moved into my new apartment near my college. It was a Sunday morning, so I invited my buddies to just hang around.. you know, I needed some distraction to get her off my mind. We played basketball outside, when we got tired, we got back home, and ordered pizza and beer. We played cards and watched TV. After we got bored, we checke out the internet for some amateurporn. Pictures and videos of young, sweet faced, 18 year olds curious about some hardcore cock started showing up my computer screen, and boy, do we enjoy watching these videos!

Amateurporn and exgirlfriends in their dormroom

After watching a few short porn videos, we were shocked to come across a blonde, sexy, and familiar face, only to find out that it was my ex girlfriend, Amanda. She had her video posted on some amateurporn site! Her video was taken in her dorm room. Man, these amateur videos are everywhere! She loves experimenting and taking her own videos. But I couldn’t believe that she had actually taken her video as she played with her big tits, took off her panties, spread her legs out, and then this complete, random, loser she met in college came in the room, spreading her legs some more while licking her pussy, then he started boinkin’ and hard fuckin’ her, as she moans for more! Her roommate Rachel, who was also an ex girlfriend of one of my buddies, accidentally opened the door while they were bangin’! WTF, dude?!  Rachel then joined in! Taking-off her clothes, her bra and panties, acting like a teen cockcrazy whore! Fuck these exgirlfriends! Man, I’d lying if I say I don’t miss fuckin’ her, but I’m just happy now that we’ve split up.

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Amateur hostel craziness

Posted on June 29, 2010 by George

Back when I was in college, my friends and I went backpacking through Europe.  Since we were broke college students, we didn’t have much money and had to stay in these cheap, usually run down places called “youth hostels.”  Little did we know how much fun was in store for us.  These hostels also hosted lots of other broke college students and a lot of them were fine honeys looking for some eager hot dick to make their Europe trip more memorable.

Post your Girl and the birth of my own Amateur Hostel

My buddies and I took a lot of pictures of these hot young nymphos from differing American colleges.  The Internet was just beginning to blow up back then, and we didn’t know that you can post your girl online and make money.  We just took a lot of pictures from our amateur hostel experiences—chicks sucking my dick while my buddy slams them from behind, differing girls fighting over my dick, and all sorts of other crazy wad busting shit we pulled all over Europe.  Too bad digital cameras weren’t as available back then so we had to get a dude from the Photography lab at our college to develop this shit.  Boy, was I nervous.  Can’t trust anyone with those negatives!  So, anyway, between my buddies and I we probably have enough picture collections to start our own amateur sex pornsite!

Thankfully, the Internet has grown so fast that there are many amateur sites where you can post your girlfriend in action or just looking cute.  I wouldn’t do that shit to my current girlfriend but maybe if she split up from me, I might be angry enough to post pics of her sucking dick or riding cock, know what I mean?  Girlfriend revenge FTW!   Some websites even have pictures of dude’s hot MOMS.  Can you believe that?  Submit your mom getting naked or getting fucked.  Kinda makes me feel icky if it’s my own mom.  Now when it comes to my friend’s mom, that might not be a bad idea at all.  Hehehehe.  She looks so hot!

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